November 17, 2006

FREE SAMPLE #31 SWEET POTATO RECIPES

From the North Carolina Sweet Potato Association. Who knew? Some of these are downright nasty. Others sound pretty good. Possibly some cucina bodanza future features.

FREE SAMPLE #30 HEAD AND SHOULDERS

Head and Shoulders has never been effective for me but we'll give this new intensive version a try.

FREE SAMPLE #29 DOVE SHAMPOO

My travel toiletries are set for a year! So much shampoo, so little time.

FREE SAMPLE #28 DOVE LOTION

I'll be calm and soft.

FREE SAMPLE #27 CHEER TRUE FIT

They claim that this detergent will help retain the shape of your clothes. Good thing. Wouldn't want my jeans and t-shirts to look out of shape.

FREE SAMPLE #26 DOG CHOW

Anyone need this?

FREE SAMPLE #25 CAT CHOW

Anyone need this?

November 09, 2006

FREE SAMPLE #24 DOVE NOURISHING HAND WASH

Well how the hell cute is that? I can't wait to use it up and refill it for travel.

FREE SAMPLE #23 PRIA GRAIN ESSENTIALS

I had to refrain from chowing on this as soon as I opened it. I hadn't made dinner and I knew dinner wasn't for another hour or so. But I also new that I needed a photo. That's willpower, man.

FREE SAMPLE #22 YOGI TEAS

Three interesting flavors. They smell really good. Plus a coupon.

FREE SAMPLE #21 MINI PADS

If I understand this correctly, these provide full-size protection. Huh. Well, it's not something I can just try whenever I want. Be patient. I'll get to it soon.

November 08, 2006

FREE SAMPLE #20 FLAXSEED

And the little ziploc baggie is good for your drugs.

FREE SAMPLE #19 LACTAID

Wasted on vegans everywhere.

FREE SAMPLE #18 BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA

Take care of your teeth! That's really all I can say. Just do it. It's important.

November 02, 2006

FREE SAMPLE #17 STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE BY A WOMAN?


Well, if we are to believe the manufacturer, this condom was designed by women for women (to still be worn by a man - whew!). From the letter enclosed with the sample, "Elexa condoms make it more enjoyable for you to protect and respect yourself and others by making sure you carry your own condoms." What? Are they addressing women? Women have to take the pill, carry around IUDs inside their bodies, insert cervical caps, get shots, etc. and STILL be the condom carriers? Uh, I don't think so. Women who put up with this crap better wake up. If the man doesn't bring the condom he clearly isn't concerned about protecting and respecting. Ladies, strap on a pair and just just say hell no! I think Elexa will be hearing from me.

FREE SAMPLE #16 SMOOTH SHAVING

The sample is the men's product but there is a line for women. I don't use shave gel/lotion/cream because of the packaging so if anyone wants the sample or the coupon, let me know.

FREE SAMPLE #15 LOUISIANA TRAVEL GUIDE AND COFFEE

From New Mexico I'm off to Louisiana. And I do like Community Coffee. It's the first of many coffee samples I'm expecting.

FREE SAMPLE #14 NEW MEXICO TRAVEL GUIDES

From Colorado I'll head to New Mexico.

FREE SAMPLE #13 REACH FOR YOUR TEETH

This is handy. Helps you floss. But you have to buy replcement floss "heads" unless you intend to use the same funky one forever. Not for me. I'll use this one once and then I will be grossed out. the whole concept is pretty wasteful.

FREE SAMPLE #12 I ENJOY BEING A GIRL

This is true 99.9% of the time. To celebrate my girldom, I received tampons, pads and a coupon for hair dye. I'm all set.